Lacey Schwimmer is the Hottest Girl on TV Right Now
It’s unofficial. Lacey Schwimmer, of Dancing with the Stars and So You Think You Can Dance fame, is the hottest girl on TV right now.
While I’m a huge SYTYCD fan, I am generally not a big DWTS fan. So while I don’t watch DWTS religiously, I watch all Lacey Schwimmer and Lance Bass’ performances as if I was the show’s biggest fan.
Why?
Because Lacey Schwimmer is the hottest girl on TV right now.
On DWTS, Lacey is playing the “new, hip, unorthodox, rebel choreographer.” Like the judges did on SYTYCD, the knock on Lacey has been that she attracts more attention to herself than her partners and the DWTS judges have jumped on that same bandwagon.
While I see what they’re saying, you look and move like Lacey, I think it’s nearly impossible not to have all eyeballs be drawn to her when she’s on stage. With her big facial expressions and fancy footwork, Lacey is not just “another professional” on DWTS, she gives the show a “star/star” couple because she’s able to stand out so much every week and pretty much every time she’s on TV.
Yes, the point of the show is to showcase Lance Bass’ ability, which is getting better as the show goes on, but the judges should lay off Lacey a little bit because she’s one of the people who makes the show come close to comparing to the excitement of its nearest dance competitor show.
Her choreography and moves are fresh, despite the fact that many fans of SYTYCD will recognize many Schwimmer trademarks in her moves (like the unsuccessful slide by Lance), something that I personally feel like DWTS really needs after watching another amazing season of So You Think You Can Dance.
Every promo video that Lacey shoots makes every guy wish that they were dating her. She has moves that make a guy want to take dance classes. And her energy is infectious.
An openly gay Lance Bass has had no problems kissing her on the lips twice so far this season. And I’m jealous.
She’s one of those people on TV who stands out in a crowd, literally, because she’s often dancing in huge crowds of really hot dancers.
So yes, she’s hotter than Ugly Betty’s Becki Newton.
Even hotter than Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester.
Hotter than Eva Longoria and yes, even hotter than Olivia Wilde (who seems like a really interesting person who I’d love to meet one day, which I’m kicking myself in the ass about because she was definitely at the Entertainment Weekly Emmy Party that I was at).
Way hotter than Katherine Heigl, the Olly Girls, or even the soon-to-be defunct Girls Next Door. Keeping with the E! theme, she’s somehow hotter than Kim Kardashian
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And while very few people can actually ever, ever be hotter, she’s hotter than Friday Night Lights’ Minka Kelly.
Maybe the last girl who has come close to being as unbelievably irresistible as Lacey is The OC’s Autumn Reeser, who played the very dreamy Taylor Townsend.
So yes, Lacey Schwimmer is the hottest girl on TV right now. True story.
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