Living Lohan: Moving to Las Vegas – New Location, Same Crappy Show
I give up. Living Lohan is officially an awful show.
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While it took others just an episode or two to realize how horrible this show really is, I tried to give it a chance and I now want all those 30 minute bursts of life back. In tonight’s show, which could very well by my last viewing of this god awful program, Ali Lohan singlehandedly created some of the most unbearable, spoiled television moments in the history of reality TV after the family moved to Las Vegas so that she could start recording her album.
Not only was Ali’s self-deprecating, compliment fishing attitude painful to listen to as she repeatedly wasted everyone’s time in the studio saying “that was so bad” over and over, she showed a spoiled attitude that is helping no one go to “Team Ali” when watching this show. If you haven’t been watching, which chances are you haven’t, Ali Lohan somehow landed a recording deal with the show’s executive producers, the Maloofs, to record a full length pop album.
After a smattering of track choosing footage, along with some smidgens of Ali’s subpar singing that makes Making the Band appear Emmy worthy, the family picked up and moved to Vegas so that Ali could achieve her dream of being a pop star.
Now, let’s get past the fact that Ali is really not a good singer. She’s not a bad singer, but compared to any of the girls on Making the Band, she’s pretty much Miley Cyrus in terms of vocal ability, without the Disney-approved personality. While there’s no doubt that Ali has her sights set on Miley “The World’s Biggest Celebrity” Cyrus’ crown, the problem is that this show is doing absolutely nothing to help Ali get anywhere near the fanbase that Miss Montana enjoys.
The problem here is that Ali Lohan is finally learning what it means to work. For those of us who worked in restaurants at 13-14 years of age, Ali is living in the penthouse suite at the Maloof-owned Palms Casino in Las Vegas, singing all day. Instead of being grateful to her mother who undoubtedly set all this up for her with the help of E! powers that be and the Maloof family, Ali complained about not being able to go out with her brother and mother because she was “in the studio” all day.
I understand that the girl was exhausted, but she needs to realize that the only reason her brother, who is missing his soccer season, and mother are there in the first place is for her. They’re the ones making the sacrifice, not her. She’s getting to do what girls her age can only dream of doing instead of working minimum wage jobs like the rest of us did at this age.
So yes, Ali put down the track. Next week, Kendra from Girls Next Door will be stopping by, but I don’t know if I will be. Living Lohan could very well be one of the five worst shows of regular cable television (not including public access).
