Is it possible for Arizona Green Tea to taste like horse piss?
I don’t know if it’s possible, but I just had an Arizona Green Tea, which is usually my favorite drink, from 7-Eleven that tasted like fresh, chilled, organic horse piss straight from the weenie. I don’t know if I can roll the dice and get another.

Like fresh urine in my mouth, but less splatter.
This is almost like when I got food poisoning from Chano’s by USC and threw up over 50 times in a 12 hour period. I didn’t eat there for a solid six months, missing out on countless social interactions, heartburn filled nights, and days sitting on the can begging someone to get me some Immodium AD while spinning the toilet paper roll like I was trying to absorb a Noah’s Ark like flood.
Damn you, poisonous burrito and pee tasting Green Tea, damn you!
Hopefully, this pee drinking is a one time thing because I really love you, Arizona Green Tea…mmmm…urine tea…
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Oh the Chanos!! I remember that DA!!! Still better than C rated evk
LOL Dave. Are you okay over there?
Chano’s took down so many of my friends while I was there that I could never bring myself to eat it. I’m talking HORROR stories. Yours isn’t event he worst that I’ve heard.
Maybe I’m a little late here, but this is just an FYI:
I used to drink AGT religiously, … yeah, that bad.
I would buy them 20 at a time from CVS; stocking up my fridge so they would last me 2 weeks, or so.
Well, Early 2007 I went and bought my usual fill .. popped the top, took a sip, and it tasted awful.
Much like organic horse piss straight from the wiener, you’re right.
Well, I’d been drinking the stuff for a long time, so i knew the taste had changed.
You say Organic Horse Piss .. I told some friends it tasted as if a rat had fallen into the mix somewhere along the production lines and now we had that fresh dead rat flavor!
I tried, again, to start drinking the stuff late last year, and no luck. Still tastes like pissy rat corpse.
Well, so i had to find a new favorite drink.. Lipton Citrus Tea was ok for about a month or so, but i couldn’t stand it after a while.
So, I started my search again, and found the right one.
This response is just to let you know you weren’t the only one, and I’m sure there are others like us who stopped drinking it.
That’s it.
PS: The Green Tea replacement that I found, and absolutely love?
Public Deli Green Tea
Try it some time if you haven’t already.
-E.Brown
Haven't read this before! wow..amazing…thanks…
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